Enter my absolute new favorite web site: TextsFromLastNight.com. This site is beyond HI-larious. The site is exactly what it says: people send in their random text messages from last night (or whenever). The randomness is what makes it hilarious. Most of the text messages have something to do with drinking too much or indulging in, ahem, "special" brownies or similar smokeable grasses. But many of the texts contain an underlying sarcasm, which, if you know me, I find hilarious.
To add your own text (or forward a text you got) all you have to do is include your area code - no names or anything tying you to the message. GENIUS!
Here is a little sampling:
- (516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
- (630): all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
- (774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...